We’re honored to present you an award for being an amazing
High five for being such a tremendously awesome individual. You do everything better than everyone else. Period. No one else comes close to being as awesome as you are at being a . In fact, you’re so impressive and amazing at what you do, they’re going to change the name of your profession to -ery or something like that.
Thousands Under Ninety Official Award Recipient
, Winner at Life
Jessica Hische, Great Judge of Character
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